Coining a Phrase

From now on, I think we should refer to computer memory in individual bytes, and the unit will be "Rams"
i.e. "I have 12 billion Rams in my computer"

Ninjas

Ninjas are based on cats

Foraging

The Southern Greens salad mix at Trader Joe's tastes like going out to a field and eating whatever you find growing there

Two brilliant ideas I had at lunch today

1. Guavacado
2. Genetically modifying avocado to have preservatives in them.

Laundry

Remember, when in doubt it is a far better thing to wash clean clothes than to wear stinky ones

Business

I'm going to open a store that specializes in ethical foods, sold at a reasonable price, with a slap-stick flair.

I'm going to call it Trader Moe's

Facial Hair

I have the Farah Hair of mustaches.

Reality

Our perspective and memories shape reality. If my perspective of reality differs from yours, that doesn't mean mine is any less real. Even if my perspective of reality differs from everyone else's, that doesn't invalidate mine.

Don't try to impose your reality on me.

Lunch

"Hey Gina.  Can I havacado?"

Trouble

Trouble is like a dusty breeze. While it's here its a bit uncomfortable, but it does no good to rage at the dust or the wind, and when it passes there is no point in dwelling in it.