Two brilliant ideas I had at lunch today

1. Guavacado
2. Genetically modifying avocado to have preservatives in them.

Laundry

Remember, when in doubt it is a far better thing to wash clean clothes than to wear stinky ones

On Being Observant

Have you ever tried to click a clicker pen and stabbed your thumb with the nib, only to realize it wasn't a clicker pen, you were just trying to write with the wrong end?

No? Me neither.