Social

Bars and clubs are not my natural habitat. I will occasionally go for my friends, but I probably won't stay long. I get sensory overload and start spacing out, or in some circumstances become physically uncomfortable. So if I leave early, don't take it personally.

The Old Alma Mater

It's kind of funny going back to your school to speak as a "Successful Professional." No longer are you an "Acquaintance" or "That Creepy Guy." Now you are a "Professional Reference" or even "Someone I Think can Hire Me."

Style

I want to become a hermit so I can grow nice long hair without being embarrassed about the intermediate phase.

Things that make me laugh out loud

Robot Chicken, The Venture Bros., the work of Terry Pratchett, 30 Rock, your face.