Vices and medicine

Sometimes I forget there are other drugs than caffeine.

Facial Hair

I have the Farah Hair of mustaches.

Hand Brain Coordination

When logging into something on a computer, my brain is always one letter behind my fingers

Reality

Our perspective and memories shape reality. If my perspective of reality differs from yours, that doesn't mean mine is any less real. Even if my perspective of reality differs from everyone else's, that doesn't invalidate mine.

Don't try to impose your reality on me.

Sailboat

I want a sailboat

Morning

My roommate's alarm sounds like 70s vampire music.

Lunch

"Hey Gina.  Can I havacado?"

Hot drink is good

Hot drink is good

TCBY?

TCBY Not?

Pigs

There's a lot of pigs in Invader Zim.

Mornings

My subconscious mind on weekend mornings:
"I should get up"
"Hell no! I'm sleeping until noon. Screw you Morning!"
Then I wake up and it's 1:30 in the afternoon.

Shortcuts

While going to get dinner tonight, I took a shortcut through the dark cemetery. I have never lived somewhere I could "take a shortcut through the cemetery."

Nothing happened.
I came back the same way, thinking the smell of enchiladas might draw some attention, but alas...
I was so disappointed

Trouble

Trouble is like a dusty breeze. While it's here its a bit uncomfortable, but it does no good to rage at the dust or the wind, and when it passes there is no point in dwelling in it.

Introduction to the blog

Hi. My name is Duncan and a long time ago I realized my mind doesn't seem to work in the same way as most people's. The other day my friend suggested that I should start writing down the random thoughts I have. So this is it. This blog is for posterity, and so perhaps people may understand me better.