Tragedy and Comedy

There is a fine line between Tragedy and Comedy. Actually, there is no line. Tragedy and Comedy are conjoined twins that share a heart and half a brain

Sometimes words not come good

Coining a Phrase

From now on, I think we should refer to computer memory in individual bytes, and the unit will be "Rams"
i.e. "I have 12 billion Rams in my computer"

Vice

I want a coffee machine shaped like Walking Eye H.E.L.P.eR from the Venture Bros.

Ninjas

Ninjas are based on cats

Familiarity

While showing some work to a client today, I made a small, subtle joke. One of the clients, who had never met me before, then said "Classic Duncan."

How did he know!

Foraging

The Southern Greens salad mix at Trader Joe's tastes like going out to a field and eating whatever you find growing there